The Indomitable Blog - ASTERIX - The official site

With a view to fighting the imperialist ambitions of an increasingly globalised Rome, the Crazy Gauls' Village now boasts a tool that is at the cutting edge of Druid technology: the BLOG (Bulletin for Liaising Officially among Gauls), a genuine Gaulish vade mecum. This, by Doubleclix, is where indomitable warriors of all walks of life can find the answer to everything they have ever wanted to know about Asterix and his friends: the Missives can be consulted by section, by date, or by using our Dogmatix detector, capable of unearthing any word in any article since 50 B.C.! To top things off, the blog will regularly bring users up to speed with breaking news items from the world of Asterix.

The druids’ secrets finally come to light! 

A lightning bolt has struck at the heart of the annual druids’ conference! This usually joyful reunion with its druidical competitions and punning festival, transmitted only by druid word of mouth (“Pass me the celt!”, “This food’s a bit sickle-y!”: you get the picture....), traditionally held in the Forest of Carnutes not far from Cenabum (Orleans), is troubled this year as these eminent wise men find themselves plagued by doubt....

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The druids’ secrets finally come to light! 

A lightning bolt has struck at the heart of the annual druids’ conference! This usually joyful reunion with its druidical competitions and punning festival, transmitted only by druid word of mouth (“Pass me the celt!”, “This food’s a bit sickle-y!”: you get the picture....), traditionally held in the Forest of Carnutes not far from Cenabum (Orleans), is troubled this year as these eminent wise men find themselves plagued by doubt....

Up Gaul! 

Druids, those wardens of wisdom and knowledge, hold sway over us even today, as they relay the words of the gods using their occult science. Just look at Raymond Domenech*, that strange Gaulish druid with the white moustache and mane who escaped from the faraway forest of the Carnutes: he is the learned reader of fortunes written in the stars. He boasts the extraordinary power of being able to come up with an unlikely list of 23 players for a major sporting event!

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Up Gaul! 

Druids, those wardens of wisdom and knowledge, hold sway over us even today, as they relay the words of the gods using their occult science. Just look at Raymond Domenech*, that strange Gaulish druid with the white moustache and mane who escaped from the faraway forest of the Carnutes: he is the learned reader of fortunes written in the stars. He boasts the extraordinary power of being able to come up with an unlikely list of 23 players for a major sporting event!

Raucus Hallelujachorus, a centurion taken at his word 

For Raucus Hallelujachorus, centurion at the Totorum camp in Asterix in Spain, negotiating with the Gauls is a real ordeal.

And the winners of the Asterix Quiz are… 

Try your luck at the Asterix Quiz – April Session and win copies of the Cherche et Trouve Astérix (“Find Asterix”) book!

Asterix stickers 

Good news for anyone who is looking to put a bit of colour in their lives: the Plage company has just launched a new collection of Asterix stickers that are bound to glue you to your seats!

Where is Asterix? 

Finding Asterix here in the Village is a fairly simple task. Just walk past Cacofonix’s hut perched up in the tree (making sure to avoid any false notes floating about), take the first right at the crossroads: Asterix lives in the first hut to the left! If in doubt, just ask anybody: there aren’t all that many huts or residents in the Village....

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Where is Asterix? 

Finding Asterix here in the Village is a fairly simple task. Just walk past Cacofonix’s hut perched up in the tree (making sure to avoid any false notes floating about), take the first right at the crossroads: Asterix lives in the first hut to the left! If in doubt, just ask anybody: there aren’t all that many huts or residents in the Village....

Nefarius Purpus, a centurion at his wits end. 

On secondment as head to the 1st legion, 3rd cohort, 2nd manipule, 1st century, Nefarius Purpus has been put through the mill with his new recruits, including an Egyptian who thinks the army is a holiday village, a Greek obsessed with renegotiating his pay and two Indomitable Gauls determined to do exactly as they please!

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Nefarius Purpus, a centurion at his wits end. 

On secondment as head to the 1st legion, 3rd cohort, 2nd manipule, 1st century, Nefarius Purpus has been put through the mill with his new recruits, including an Egyptian who thinks the army is a holiday village, a Greek obsessed with renegotiating his pay and two Indomitable Gauls determined to do exactly as they please!

Asterix keeps his sights on the North! 

Since its appearance in the best Gaulish bookshops on 27 January, Astérix pi Obélix is ont leus ages - Ch’live in dor (also known as Asterix & Obelix’s Birthday – The Golden Book in the Picard dialect) has embellished the merriment of Asterix readers with the never-to-be-imitated Ch’ti accent. Un molé d’musique, du mouvmint éd l’anmour (with music, action and love): all the ingredients for a magic potion... Picard-style can be found in this album, full of surprises!

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Asterix keeps his sights on the North! 

Since its appearance in the best Gaulish bookshops on 27 January, Astérix pi Obélix is ont leus ages - Ch’live in dor (also known as Asterix & Obelix’s Birthday – The Golden Book in the Picard dialect) has embellished the merriment of Asterix readers with the never-to-be-imitated Ch’ti accent. Un molé d’musique, du mouvmint éd l’anmour (with music, action and love): all the ingredients for a magic potion... Picard-style can be found in this album, full of surprises!

Asterix heads back to the movie theatres! 

Goodness gracious! A round of hot water for the entire Gaulish village! On Monday, 1 February, Les Editions Albert René and the FIDELITE production company announced an agreement for a new feature-length film.

Gluteus Maximus, rising star 

The Roman Army maintains the cult of excellence. Legionaries are duty-bound to be the best trained, the strongest, the most disciplined.

Laatst import : 04/09/2010 @ 04:44